Car 54, Where Are You?
The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.
Type: tv
Season: 1
Episode: 1
Duration: 0h 30m
Release: 1961
Rating: 7.4
Season 1 - Car 54, Where Are You?
17 Sep 1961
"In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire precinct and avoiding any issuance of tickets (to avert court duty), will they go?"
24 Sep 1961
"Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk Sgt. Sol Abrams a surprise 25 year present. Toody keeps changing his little mind seeking..."
01 Oct 1961
"The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately, Benny has other ideas."
08 Oct 1961
"Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car pair last only 16 months before screaming to be switched. If the NYPD management engineer ..."
15 Oct 1961
"Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as New York City's bureaucracy."
22 Oct 1961
"Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turns out, Muldoon is a huge fan."
29 Oct 1961
"A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is down to only two patrol cars, so the boys are desperate to keep their beloved car 54. When ..."
12 Nov 1961
"The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on Toody."
19 Nov 1961
"Gunther and Lucille Toddy give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apartment."
26 Nov 1961
"After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of a fellow officer he thinks is funny."
03 Dec 1961
"Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after seeing a stirring performance of Shakespeare's \"The Taming of the Shrew.\""
10 Dec 1961
"The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest their hard-earned $800 in the stock market despite the protests of his fiscally conservative colleagues."
17 Dec 1961
"While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them nab notorious bank robber \"No Face.\""
24 Dec 1961
"The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Block & Muldoon, a heart-tugging song from Toody, and other sketches."
07 Jan 1962
"Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a sergeant."
14 Jan 1962
"The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for \"the old man\" Capt. Block. The rules require all 163 quartets to perform the same song, which drives poor Jan Murray to insanity."
21 Jan 1962
"After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of violations he sees he orders an investigation - with surprising results."
28 Jan 1962
"Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his child. When Lucille's sister spots him there, the rumors start flying wildly."
04 Feb 1962
"Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulation and putting him over the edge with paranoia about his height."
11 Feb 1962
"Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, \"Lower Manhattan at Sunset (from the New Jersey Side).\" This episode features an inspired performance from Severn Darden."
18 Feb 1962
"The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schnausers. Toody convinces Leo (along w\/the rest of the boys) that Thursday's actually Friday leading to expected hilarious confusion."
25 Feb 1962
"The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w\/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, now that Muldoon has stimulating conversation?"
04 Mar 1962
"Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at \"the hottest club in the Bronx\". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a ..."
11 Mar 1962
"The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer turns the tide on Toody; who ends up arrested?"
18 Mar 1962
"Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice to sub for Capt. Block on his forced two week vacation. The boys mistake his absence from ..."
25 Mar 1962
"Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony."
01 Apr 1962
"The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Chair he desires to complete his set."
08 Apr 1962
"Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody and Muldoon crack the cases that have flummoxed New York's Finest."
22 Apr 1962
"Lucille dies her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out."
Season 2 - Car 54, Where Are You?
16 Sep 1962
"Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy."
23 Sep 1962
"Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other."
30 Sep 1962
"When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail."
07 Oct 1962
"The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route."
14 Oct 1962
"When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?"
21 Oct 1962
"Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents."
28 Oct 1962
"A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake has the con artists convincing an undercover Toody that he's royalty, and Leo's his brother."
04 Nov 1962
"Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play \"Waiting for Wednesday\" and the boys of the 53rd Precinct become financial backers before learning that it's a gritty play about police brutality."
11 Nov 1962
"Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, burglar alarms & patrolmen habits) makes him a better crook than cop."
18 Nov 1962
"When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires when he says he hates Captain Block in front of the bird, and the parrot begins repeating it."
25 Nov 1962
"Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television."
02 Dec 1962
"The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - \"Pretzel Mary\". When they see her deplorable living conditions they replace her furniture - not realizing what they're taking away."
09 Dec 1962
"When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epic \"Little Miss Pioneer,\" so does the prurient public."
16 Dec 1962
"After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! They \"cover\" for him by re-stealing all his Xmas presents. Can they make things right by the end of Christmas Eve?"
30 Dec 1962
"To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boost his ego. Suddenly, he's a Casanova! Who will go to the Ball?"
06 Jan 1963
"A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- but the boys of the 53rd stop by to see how they're doing, and help them establish a luncheonette instead."
13 Jan 1963
"Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w\/a candy store, and when he gets \"in trouble\" and tries mightily to get back in jail, the 53rd won't hear of it."
20 Jan 1963
"An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the policeman's Brotherhood Club."
27 Jan 1963
"The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists."
03 Feb 1963
"Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?"
10 Feb 1963
"Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in a preacher as a paying boarder. He seems as honest as the day is long but is he actually who he says he is?"
17 Feb 1963
"After Tooday tells Muldoon that \"today's a very important day\",Muldoon,the men & high ranking officials,try to figure out why it is."
24 Feb 1963
"The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him a job where he won't be tempted to drink, but the officers'regular visits to check up on ..."
03 Mar 1963
"When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team because of his hated father, they spring into action."
10 Mar 1963
"A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program \"Crimebusters,\" which program is also one of Officer Toody's favorite shows."
17 Mar 1963
"When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the 53rd are sent out to bust the phony matrimonial service that promises to pair its clients with Hollywood movie stars."
24 Mar 1963
"Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birthday gift, a deceptively simple endeavor fraught with misunderstanding and melodrama when nosy Sylvia Schnauser stumbles upon the scheme."
31 Mar 1963
"Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers."
07 Apr 1963
"At the begging and pleading of a girl (played by Sheri Lewis) at a local hair dresser parlor, Toody and Muldoon enlist the help of champion boxer, Sugar Ray Robinson (played by himself), in..."
14 Apr 1963
"A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes."
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